Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Merry Christmas Eve - 2014






Jingle Bell -

Jingle Bell -

Jingle Bell -

Rock - ;))

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I would like to wish everyone -

A VERY Merry Christmas Eve!! - ;))

And as a special Thank You -

To the inventor of "Glitter" -

BOB would like to invite him/her -

Over to my house after the holidays -

To clean it up - :))

They should plan to stay for a while -

Because -

That crap sticks to EVERYTHING!! -

UUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! - ;((

I made the mistake of buying some gift bags -

In a sealed package -

And dang it -

When I opened the package -

The gift bags had "Glitter" -

ALL over them!! -

On the "Inside" where I couldn't see -

And then before I could get them all back IN the package -

Some of the "Glitter" escaped -

And decided to stick to the table -

And the floor -

And the wall -

And I'm sure that I'll probably be finding specs of it -

EVERYWHERE!! -

For years to come -

AAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!! - ;((

So here's to a "Glitter-free" holiday -

Unless you actually LIKE the stuff - ;))



Talk to you later - gotta go - Santa's coming -




8 comments:

Gene Black said...

Merry Christmas. (and I hate glitter! precisely because it sticks to everything and always manages to get on my face!)

Sherry said...

I thought your rock was a lump of coal!! (Definitely need new glasses!! LOL)

Merry Christmas!

A Left-Handed Quilter said...

Ha! It's NOT just me! - And Merry Christmas to you, too, Gene! - ;))

A Left-Handed Quilter said...

Lump of coal?!?! - Not necessarily a bad thing -

I saw a Christmas card once with a Snowman emptying his stocking only to find a lump of coal and exclaiming - "I can see! - I can see!" - ;))

Merry Christmas! - ;))

Katie M. said...

Merry Christmas! Glitter... with having a little princess in the family, we have glitter! on shoes, on clothes, on her princess dresses.... so if you can get them to come clean up your glitter -send them my way :-)

A Left-Handed Quilter said...

Merry Christmas, Katie! I hate to use the word "hate" on my blog - but I hate "Glitter" - and if they DID have a clean-up committee - they would have a LOT of business! It's one of those things that - if BOB had invented it - people would have had NO problem outlawing it - but it is probably here to stay - unfortunately - ;))

Julie Fukuda said...

Around Halloween, a friend gave my granddaughter a princess dress which she just had to try on in our livingroom. That bunch of sparkles will probably last as long or longer than the dog hair.

A Left-Handed Quilter said...

Julie - you are SO right! I prefer to have to clean up dog hair - it is a LOT easier - and as much as my dog sheds - you would think that he would be bald by now - ;))

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