Merry Christmas Eve - 2014

Jingle Bell -

Jingle Bell -

Jingle Bell -

Rock - ;))

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I would like to wish everyone -

A VERY Merry Christmas Eve!! - ;))

And as a special Thank You -

To the inventor of "Glitter" -

BOB would like to invite him/her -

Over to my house after the holidays -

To clean it up - :))

They should plan to stay for a while -

Because -

That crap sticks to EVERYTHING!! -

UUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! - ;((

I made the mistake of buying some gift bags -

In a sealed package -

And dang it -

When I opened the package -

The gift bags had "Glitter" -

ALL over them!! -

On the "Inside" where I couldn't see -

And then before I could get them all back IN the package -

Some of the "Glitter" escaped -

And decided to stick to the table -

And the floor -

And the wall -

And I'm sure that I'll probably be finding specs of it -

EVERYWHERE!! -

For years to come -

AAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!! - ;((

So here's to a "Glitter-free" holiday -

Unless you actually LIKE the stuff - ;))



Talk to you later - gotta go - Santa's coming -