Silly Stuff That I Don't Intend to Buy -

The internet is full of silly stuff -
That I have NO intention of buying -
"Silly" being my opinion only -
I could be wrong - ;))

Take a look - ;))

Why would I buy this -
The String Thing(R)-Sewing - HERE -
Annie’s(R) Crafts - $10.99 -

What nifty tins!
These tins are perfect for keeping pearl cotton, skeins and threads from getting tangled. Just pull the end of the thread through the hole in the lid and it's ready to use. The magnetic top will keep your needles in place.

When I could use a pincushion -
And poke a hole in the top of a pill bottle -
That is actually the right shape and size? - ;))

Or this? -
My Pad for Needles - HERE -
By Blue Feather Products Inc. -
Connecting Threads - $10.36 -

No need to fuss about putting a machine needle you’ve used for 5 minutes back in the package.

Sorry - but for $10.36 I think that -
I could pick up the package -
That I put down 5 minutes ago -
And put the needle back in it - ;))

Or this? -
Fons & Porter Sewing Machine Mat - HERE -
By Dritz -
Connecting Threads - $15.99 -

When I could use a placemat - ;))

Or this? -
Needle ID Cards - HERE -
Keepsake Quilting - $10.99

If you use a variety of hand needles, this set is a must- have!
Includes six 3 1/2" x 2" cards, each for a different type of needle.
One side has information and history; the other side pictures various actual sizes of each needle.
Just match up your own needle with the one pictured, and you'll know its size

Or I could keep the package that the needle came in -
And put the needle back when I’m done using it - ;))

Or this? -
Quilt Sticks (TM) - HERE -
Annie’s (R) Cratts - $7.99 - EACH -

If you do a lot of strip cutting for quilting, binding, sashing and more, you'll love Quilt Sticks™!
Using these innovative measuring and cutting tools will give you a perfect cut every time. The tops have a smooth surface so fabric won't pull or snag against it while a special backing keeps them from slipping. All are color-coded by widths in a wide variety of handy increments. Choose between 1 1/2" to 5" widths. Each stick measures approximately 24" in length. No air shipments.

These come in 1-1/2” - 2-1/2” - 3” - and 5” sizes -
And are priced and sold SEPARATELY -
I have a combo version -
It’s called a ruler - ;))

All of that stuff is silly to me -

As opposed to THESE -
THESE are NOT silly -
THESE were definitely made for ME - ;))
HERE -



Talk to you later - gotta go - gotta sew -

BOB and Jay -

BOB likes Jay Leno and his "Tonight Show" -

And BOB thinks that Jay is getting screwed -

AGAIN -

By the network - ;))

His ratings are high -

But yet they want to replace him -

With someone “younger” -

In order to get the “younger” audience - ;))

What about BOB??? -

BOB is a member of the “older” audience -

So what is she??? - Chopped liver??? -

And what is she supposed to watch??? - ;))

Jay is one of the few shows on that network -

That BOB actually watches -

Because BOB doesn’t watch “reality" shows -

If she wants “reality” -

She’ll talk to family or friends - ;))

So I guess that BOB and I will not be watching -

Any more late night TV -

And will be going to bed a bit earlier -

Which suits me just fine - ;))

And if Jay shows up on another network -

BOB and I will be there -

As a member of his “older” audience -

To cheer him on - ;))

By the way -

Didn’t you network guys try this before -

With some red-headed guy??? -

Remind me -

How did that work out for you??? - ;))



But then again - it’s probably just me - ;))