Thursday, April 4, 2013

BOB and Jay -

BOB likes Jay Leno and his "Tonight Show" -

And BOB thinks that Jay is getting screwed -


By the network - ;))

His ratings are high -

But yet they want to replace him -

With someone “younger” -

In order to get the “younger” audience - ;))

What about BOB??? -

BOB is a member of the “older” audience -

So what is she??? - Chopped liver??? -

And what is she supposed to watch??? - ;))

Jay is one of the few shows on that network -

That BOB actually watches -

Because BOB doesn’t watch “reality" shows -

If she wants “reality” -

She’ll talk to family or friends - ;))

So I guess that BOB and I will not be watching -

Any more late night TV -

And will be going to bed a bit earlier -

Which suits me just fine - ;))

And if Jay shows up on another network -

BOB and I will be there -

As a member of his “older” audience -

To cheer him on - ;))

By the way -

Didn’t you network guys try this before -

With some red-headed guy??? -

Remind me -

How did that work out for you??? - ;))

But then again - it’s probably just me - ;))


Katie M. said...

I don't watch 'late night' TV because I'm a morning person (translate to mean I'm in bed by 10pm!) But...I totally dislike reality shows and the comedy crap that is on today.. well, it's just that , C*^* - and that is just my opinion :-)

A Left-Handed Quilter said...

Thanks, Katie! - BOB is a night owl so I will probably catch up on my reading instead. And I agree with you - today's so-called "comedy" shows are completely "unfunny" to me - ;))

Julie Fukuda said...

Well, that is something I don't watch either but maybe Jay should come to Japan where the whole population is aging. To appeal to the younger generation would sure cut viewing numbers! Weird!

A Left-Handed Quilter said...

The funniest part is that they tried the SAME thing a while back - it ended with the network paying the "red-head" a ton of $$$ and Jay went back to his same old time slot doing the same old thing. It's like the network guys have the memory of a gnat - and it IS weird - ;))

Linda J said...

network people as in the snot nose kids that seem to exist everywhere in any job?? Legitimate beef.

We'll see! I don't watch any of them as a rule---Daily Show and Colbert Report if I do manage to stay awake long enough or whatever interests me on our sat package till it runs out of the 3 months free.

A Left-Handed Quilter said...

I predict a replay of the last fiasco - but with Jay going to another network. Hopefully it will be the same time slot and format - then BOB can just change the channel and continue to watch as usual - ;))


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