BOB has a prescription -

BOB has been going around -

And around -

And around -

With the doctor’s office -

And the pharmacy -

And the insurance company -

Trying to get a prescription filled - ;))

It seems that -

The pharmacy can fill it -

If they have prior authorization -

From the insurance company - ;))

The insurance company will provide -

The prior authorization -

If the doctor’s office -

Will answer some questions first - ;))

The doctors’ office called BOB for the answers -

To the questions that are in THEIR file -

Say whaaaaattttt????

Why are you calling ME?? -

YOU have my file!! -

YOU answer the dang questions!! -

Dealing with the insurance companies -

And -

Getting the authorization is YOUR job!! -

That’s why I gave you my insurance cards -

When I came to see you -

In the first place!! -

I repeat -

The insurance authorization -

And billing crap is YOUR job!! -

BOB has been waiting THREE WEEKS -

For some meds -

And is NOT HAPPY!! -

BOB has insurance -

So that BOB can go to the doctor -

The doctor can write BOB a prescription -

Fax it to the pharmacy -

And BOB can get it filled - ;))

BOB doesn’t care about -

All of the crap in the middle -

That’s YOUR job -

And if BOB has to do YOUR job -

BOB wants your check - ;))



But then again - it’s probably just me - ;))